Celebrity Gene Pool

Has anyone else noticed this?

I've waited months for a magazine or talk show to pick up on this one. But since nobody seems to be paying attention, I thought I'd post it here. What the hell...

And in honor of Doug Robb, I'm going to post a parody I wrote a few months ago based on Hoobastank's hit song, The Reason. This one goes out to everyone wearing braces on their teeth. (BTW, it's not a commentary on Doug Robb; I've never seen his teeth but I'm sure they are nice -- it's just a song parody!)

The Reason for Braces
by LynnZee

I'm not a perfect person
My teeth would never touch when I would chew
I didn't think about it
Until I tried to get a date with you
And here's the final word before you go
I just want you to know

I found a reason to see
Myself with much straighter teeth
A reason for brackets and glue
And the reason is you!

These arch wires really hurt me
It's something I must live with every day
And all the pain I put up with
Will pay off when my teeth are nice and straight
I'll smile so wide that you will surely see
Tom Cruise has nothing on me!

I found a reason to see
Myself with much straighter teeth
A reason for brackets and glue
And the reason is you!

I'm not a perfect person
I think I'll grow a beard and lift some weights
When these two years are over
It's you who will be begging for a date
And so I have to ask before you're gone
Would you have said "No" to Tom?

I found a reason to see
Myself with much straighter teeth
A reason for brackets and glue
And the reason is you!

I found a reason to show
How far 2 years and five grand can go
A reason for pain when I chew
And the reason is you!